Superman I can’t believe it took 10 years of underwhelming, banal, trite superhero movies for people to finally realize that they’re not really worth watching. I get it: Marvel and DC are gonna keep pumping out shitty movie after shitty movie as long as people will watch them, so in some respects, the public is to blame. If you’re watching these movies because there’s nothing else out that everyone can agree to see, I get it. If you’re watching...
The Flash Hey, Warner Brothers? What do you think you’re doing, exactly? I know you’ve been trying to be Marvel and desperately throwing your movies to the wall and seeing what sticks. Some of these movies have been successful, like Wonder Woman, and Aquaman, but I think you should know we’ve all given up on you. I think you’ve given up on yourself too, courting James Gunn to overhaul your entire franchise. Now, I’ve always stuck by you if...
The Suicide Squad Honestly, what are we doing here? And if these mainstream superhero movies are your thing, what are you doing with your life? The whole point of THE Suicide Squad is a James Gunn fuck you to Marvel for having fired him. So, the whole thing is already tainted from the beginning. But also, why is it called THE Suicide Squad? Is DC already rebooting their own franchise because it didn’t make a billion dollars the first...