“Wuthering Heights” I don’t think anyone was asking for this movie, but we got it. I guess some people were excited, but the “Wuthering Heights” marketing team DEFINITELY insisted we wanted this movie. “This is it!” they told us. “The greatest love story of all time!” “It’s super horny!” “It has music by Charlie XCX!” “YOU WANT THIS!” I wasn’t really interested in “Wuthering Heights” until the reviews came out. Everyone hated it, and everyone was, suddenly, really funny...
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte We’ve all got Wuthering Heights FEVER! What’s-her-name Emerald Something is finally (FINALLY) adapting Emily Bronte’s popular book for the big screen for the 5th time and this one is finally going to be THE ONE! It’s gonna look the coolest! Cooler than any Zach Snyder movie. It’s gonna have the dopest cast: Frankestein and the naked woman from Wolf of Wall Street who’s now a serious actress. It’s gonna have music by Charlie XCX: someone...