The SWAG Report 113

Awright junky, so how's tricks? Ya free-wheelin' an' rhymin' an' stealin' ta yer heart's content, or are ya gettin' a bit itchy? I feel ya, no question; I ben lootin' everything that ain't nailed down fer you, anna numbas jus' keep gettin' betta! I'm layin' my dirty little fingas on more an' more stuff, ana quality is gettin' batta. Like dis week, I foun' a new song by dat band Dum Dum Girls – I guess ol' fi' dollar Billy review the new EP right? Well I did even betta! I stoled a tune from it fer youse! I also caught a buncha Canadians coverin' David Bowie but, rather than beatin'a tar outta'em, I jus' took 'em fer all'ey was worth; my two favrits is The Acorn (we'll talk about'at name anotha time – I think it's stupid, but they make good music) covin' “Suffragette City,” an' Elliott BROOD doin' “Ziggy Stardust,” but you check 'em out fer yersel' – i's worth it!

I grabbed a buncha compilation reckids too – check 'em out! I think there's somethin' like forty songs between 'em or somethin' so d'ere's plenty ta go through.

Aw, what else did I find? New Paper Diamond, new Golden Void, new Dragonette an'new Dazzletine anna buncha otha stuff – a pretty good haul'is week! So go geddit awready junky – whatcha waitin' for? An' invitation?